Rainy Day Activities

BEST. TATTOO. EVER.

Also.

Is it raining outside? Did you quit your overly easy job to stick it to the man? Are you a stoner looking for something to do whilst you munch your munchies? Here are a few ideas to take you from:

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Favorite Things To Do When Bored:

* drive with nearly my entire left leg out the window (thanks ballet training!) and the Moby blasting. be wary of cops though. Cops don't like Moby.

* bake enormous amounts of cookies, eat two, then try to pawn them off on my friends.

* go to bing.com and search for images labeled "random" to get inspiration. end up gawking at the dude in the 12 inch spiked heels and the football pads.

* attempt to bake cornbread correctly. and fail.

* find new ways to multitask. lately it's doing hip thrust butt squeezes on my bed while playing sudoku on my phone 'til my eyes bleed.

* carry my cat around the house upside down. he seems to enjoy it.

* drive around blasting my russian music so people will think i'm foreign and therefore Cool.

* rearrange things in the house so that i have to hunt them down like vermin the next time i'm in need of Vick's VapoRub or toothpicks.

* slather lotion on anything that moves in an attempt to use up the collection of bottles that i've been hoarding away.

* go to the gym, turn up the ipod, and lip-sync all the words to Spice Girls songs while you run. the heavy breathing from the physical exertion actually pumps sound from your pipes, so your treadmill mates get a free concert. bonus win for them/silver lining.

* if stated treadmill mates give you grief for your impromptu concert, feel free to shake out your sweaty lycra pants on them. don't worry about the logistics of shaking out one's sweaty pants on someone else; just make it happen.

* Every time someone calls you that day, pretend to work at Burger King and take their order. Insist that they pull around to the second window.

* finding new ways to be a good party guest. i.e.: bring a few things from the fridge at your next holiday gathering. last one i went to i brought 3 slices of American Cheese, a ziploc baggie of scrambled eggs, a summer sausage, and a few fresh slices of tomahto. yes. you say tomayto, and i indeed say tomahto.



try these out the next time you get bored or find yourself with way too much time on your hands.

it makes for good stories to tell your kids.

or anecdotes to tell your new cell mate...