Tuesday, July 20, 2010

diapers are expensive.

yes they are. especially when your son throws the hissiest of fits when he's only ever so slightly moist in his nether-regions.



Krista's Tip of the Day:

Do NOT eat health food all day, slash your caloric intake, get all self righteous and then go to the store to buy junk food. no matter how justified you feel. you will end up cooking up 24 cupcakes, eating enough to make a fat kid NO LONGER LOVE CAKE, and in so doing infuse your breastmilk with enough sugar content that your 5 month old son will turn into that squirrel Hammie from Over The Hedge (all rights reserved).
Duncan Hines says that their refined sugars don't cross into the breast milk but this is a dirty filthy, filthy lie.
bottom line: your resolve will be weakened from eating nothing but foods high in veggies and fiber; your judgement will not just be cloudy- it will be straight up foggy. we're talking foggy as pea soup. but with more pea soupyness. you will end up buying 2 frozen pizzas, velveeta shells and cheese, a key lime pie, a lemon cream pie, cupcake mix, frosting, a butterfinger bar for the ride home, and 2 cans of cat food (gotta spoil the Furry Ones too) instead of the fruits/veggies/low-calorie-foods that you had every intention of purchasing.

it's a good thing i'm signing up at the YMCA on Friday.

i failed at following my own Tip of the Day.

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